Love. Religion. Politics. Pick one.

Love, religion, politics. The holy trinity of pain and suffering. Never combine any two of these unless they are already combined. Yea, yea, there are some remote and random tales of merging of the three. But like R-O-U-S's - I don't believe they exist. Not in whole. Not really at all. Sure, you might meet your spouse at church, or maybe over a first date someone accidentally spills it that they are a closet conservative. Two might work, not all three. Don't attempt it. It will fail. Maybe later, likely sooner. Then again, how in hell would I know. I'm single. Not religious, not in a while at least, and apolitical. Still though. Just sayin.